QUICK MEMO: If you're going to rob a bank, you REALLY shouldn't write your demands on the back of a personalized check.
Who would be so stupid as to do THAT?
Oh, of course. Mug shot courtesy of the FBI
Let's go to Midwest City, Oklahoma, and that's where our hero entered a bank and handed the teller a note . . . which written on the back of a check.
The note said, "You know what to do or we all die, I will shoot you first $500 $100 $50 $20 $10."
Now, dude DID try to scribble out his mom's name and address on the check – which shows he's not a COMPLETE moron.
The teller apparently took too long for his taste, and he quickly ran out of the bank. Needless to say, the FBI was still able to read the address on the check and figured out where to go – his MOM'S house.
When the FBI came to her door, she verified the check was hers, and the writing on the check was her son's. And then she woke him up, and told him he was about to be arrested for bank robbery, and then lectured him with, 'is that the thanks I get for bringing you into this world, and providing a roof over your head? You steal my checks and write a ROBBERY DEMAND letter on it?!"
He was taken to jail, which will require an address change.
Hey DOGS: If you chase a cat up a tree, what's the WORST thing that could happen?
Courtesy of Heather Evans
Let's go to Garner, North Carolina where Bella committed the ultimate cannine gaffe:
SHE CHASED A CAT UP A TREE, and SHAMELESSLY GOT STUCK!
Courtesy of Heather Evans
According to ABC11, Bella sat in shame up in that tree for about 90 minutes before local firefighters were able to bring her down. Luckily, she wasn't hurt. No word on the status of the cat, who was able to get higher up in the tree.
"And the Oscar for the DUMBEST LAWSUIT goes to . . . "
If there's ANY proof the pansification of this country continues, a new lawsuit filed in SoCal has definitely confirmed it.
It was filed by a fast-food customer who only got one napkin with his order.
So he's suing the fast-food chain for $1.5 MILLION!
This photo shows $675 BILLION worth of napkins
Let's go to Pacoima, where the customer had a beef after getting chintzed with the napkins.
Now, I don't want to mention the restaurant, but when the guy ordered a Quarter Pounder Deluxe, he only got ONE napkin with his order. When he went to complain to the manager about the ONE NAPKIN, he claims the manager uttered some comment about "YOU PEOPLE always wanting napkins…" and now he claims he cannot work because of the mental anguish caused by the lone napkin and the manager's response.